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Hey! I’m not a Book! I’m really… an ALIEN!

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Author
Captain HappyLife
Kindle Unlimited
  • Children-Middle Grade
    Usual eBook Price
    4.99
    Paperback Price
    12.99
    Author Website
    captainhappylife.com
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    Series Page
    www.amazon.com/dp/B0CJDN941F(0 visits)
    Hey! I am Ree Lee Sillee from the planet Know-Reelee I.M. Sillee! I need your help! I got left behind and need to get back home. I need your child to help me! I’ve had other children try to help me and every time it turns into a crazy, laugh out loud adventure. I have no idea how Earthly things work! Your transportation device (car) doesn’t fly, the teleport device in your kitchen (microwave) only burns me, and I don’t fit down the water portal (toilet)! However, the little humans and I always learn a valuable lesson about never giving up! So, do me a favor and hit that “Add to Cart” button, head over to “Checkout” and get me shipped to your child asap! Hurry, because I need to get home! Inspired by other funny kid's books for ages 4-6 like Dragons Love Tacos, or ages 6-8 like The Book with No Pictures, Hey! I’m not a Book! I’m really… an ALIEN! is a uniquely funny book that will leave your kids begging for more! Luckily, Captain HappyLife has more! Get the complete “Not a Book” Book Series here on Amazon.
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